our future

devynneleven (12:06:40 AM): nurse. yup. that’s what it is

devynneleven (12:06:46 AM): cuz there are so many different options when you’re a nurse

devynneleven (12:06:53 AM): you can specialize in like, anything.

sophia (12:06:58 AM): feet!

sophia (12:07:02 AM): im specializing in feet!

devynneleven (12:07:06 AM): ewwww

sophia (12:07:09 AM): lolol no iw ant to twork at an abortion clinic

sophia (12:07:10 AM): duh

devynneleven (12:07:40 AM): labor and delivery for me!

sophia (12:07:48 AM): lol. awwww. opposites

devynneleven (12:07:51 AM): hahahahah

sophia (12:07:59 AM): youllbe bringing babies into the world and ill take them out

sophia (12:08:01 AM): muahaha

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the goods

So, it’s taken me a while to actually do it, but here’s all the GOOD things that are happening, of which i’m happy about.

• my job. i’m making good money for 3 days per week. and i LOVE tasha.
• the living situation.  I love living alone. I love doing what i want, when i want, how i want, where i want, however i want to do it.
• art. drawing/painting/creating comforts me.  It’s good for when I feel like i’m going crazy.  I call it my art therapy.
• my health.  This last year has been a good year for my health.  I’ve completely (for the most part) have changed my diet for the better, and I’m getting in shape/exercising regularly.  I’ve lost 20 lbs.  I can’t even remember the last time I had any back pain.
• semi-regular sex isn’t a bad thing either, eh?

that’s all i’ve got.  check back in when i’m in a less cynical phase in my life.

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anal eaze

blogging is difficult when I’d much rather go to sleep than blog.

tomorrow I’m babysitting Tasha’s cousins.  I kinda dont wanna do it, but I really want the extra $$.  I wanna go snowboarding this weekend and snowboarding ain’t cheap!

I just signed up to have a sex toy party.  I’m hoping I can recruit some people to come to it so it’s not just me, emily, and ashley….that would be awkward….

Today I worked, then went to the gym, then came home and ate dinner, then showered, then did dishes and now i’m watching american idol. Not the most interesting day, and not much interesting stuff to talk about.  I did teach tasha how to kick a ball today. woop! oh, and I almost have her trained to ‘moo’ when i say “what does a cow say?”  baby tricks are the best.

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retail hell

I’ve recently obtained my first job in the retail field.  To be honest, i actually enjoy it.  It’s a lot different than the “work” i’m used to.  When you are used to wiping noses, counting change to customers is a nice change of scenery.  However, it does have it’s moments when i wonder what the hell i was thinking when i accepted the job.  I never realized how many people are just BITTER.  I must say…there are a good amount of nice customers that make up for the bitter ones though.  However, my LEAST favorite customer is the customer that stands in line for 5-10 minutes, only to decide what she is going to purchase and what she doesn’t want once she is at the register.  Yesterday I had a woman at my register that ended up spending almost 300 dollars.  She had a cart full of lovely home goods.  However, she felt the need to re-decide if she actually wanted to buy each item before she placed it on the counter.  Also, to make things better (worse, actually) she changed her mind on individual items multiple times.  She probably spent at least 10 minutes deciding, and as she’s changing her mind, and changing her mind again my line is growing at a rapid rate.  By this time I just wanted to get rid of her.  She walked away to go get a different bird house and I wrapped up all the glass items she had on the counter and bagged up all her stuff.  By the time she got back she seemed upset that I had wrapped all her stuff.  She said ‘I wish i knew what you had wrapped up’.  I said “all the ornaments you put on the counter”.  She gave me a look.  It was awkward.  the customer AIN’T always right beeeeyotch! what what.  I wont be surprised if i see her in the next couple of weeks returning everything.  She just seemed like that type of customer.  Difficult all around.

first blog post yay! early new years resolution: keep it up.

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